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What if...

Hot Sauce Bird was wondering what it would be like if he was Paul McCartney ( I bet you where too). Shall we have a look


John, Hot Sauce Bird, George and Ringo


I guess her name would have to be Heather Suace Bird

There album covers would look diferent too. Look Hot Sauce Bird has bare feet!

Fan Mail

Hot sauce bird has recived some fan mail:


Hi Hotsaucebird. My name is Oscar and I'm looking for a friend. From your website it seems that you are always having a fabbo time. My desk is pretty boring by comparison.

I'm your biggest fan.

Oscar.


Hot Sauce Bird replies:

Oscar,

Thanks for your letter and your picture. I like you tie and you are ver shiny. I just think I should clear up that I am both a boy and am hetero-hotsuace-ual. So I am flattered, but dont get any funny ideas.

Thanks and Regards

Hot Sauce Bird



(again, thanks to [you know who you are] for this one)

Lets look at your pictures...

It seems fitting, Hot Sauce Bird is the Morph to my Tony Hart (only less camp) that we should look at some of your pictures... in the gallery



Thanks to [you know who you are] for this one. Hot Sauce Bird, your have been B3TA'ed

Vroom Vroom

Today Hot Sauce Bird is pretending to be a racing driver.

Dont go too fast down the shake down track Hot Sauce Bird, you dont want to lose yoru licence

HITS HITS HITS

Hot sauce Bird has just checked the hit counter and is very suprised and dead impressed (more then dobuled in less then a day). Thanks to all you mountain bikers who have checked his website, he is very pleased :)

Please fee free to leave any comments in the hot sauce forum (bottom left of page)

A nation of shop keepers

Hot Sauce Bird recelnty heard that saying "England is a nation of shop keepers". Wanting to do his part he has opend a shop. Its a bike shop.

He waited and waited for somone to buy a bike from him. Finaly two cusomters came along at the same time.


Oh well, better luck next time Hot Sauce Bird.