Deductive Reasoning
On Friday night of last week Me, My Bird and a selection of my mates popped in to the Monk’s Retreat for a quick pint after going to see a stand up comedian. I popped to the loo for a wee, where I discovered evidence of some very odd goings on.
This was the scene. To clarify it a little for you, the scene comprised of a) a pair of men’s pants in the toilet bowl and b) a (assumed to be empty) packet of rubber jonnies.
Where you in the area of the right-hand-side toiled cubicle in the Monks Retreat at around midnight on Friday the 19th of May, did you hear any strange noises, did you see any suspicious characters, if so you could be eligible for a community action trust reward…. Well you won’t actually. And come to think of it, whatever went on in there, I don’t think I want to know.Labels: my life, picture, real world