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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

"Massage" in Reading

I am in the process of putting together a website for my Birds soon to be opened holistic treatment business. I was looking for some inspiration so I had a quick search for massage services in Reading. Big surprise they where not all referring to Indian head massage. Quite amusingly, I found a page from a guy that has reviewed houses of disrepute. If you have ever fancied an go at a prozie, I feel pretty sure that this description will put you off:

asked if we could do the sex bit doggie style, but
was told that would be extra. We did missionary position sex. Sophie joined
in a little, holding my buttocks and moaning a bit, but spoiled the moment
by telling me to "finish now - your time's up".

Sounds delightful, don’t it.

The full article his here, but be warned, there are a few p0rn banners so its NSFW.