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Friday, December 24, 2004

Christmas wishes from The BrownHaze

Merry Christmas...sc.gif

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Chav, further reading

Chav - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So, what exaclty is a Cahav?

hmmm, lets look it up...

Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Now, lets slow things down for a moment...

... and play you a little music.

I good tune with a wicked video.

Remind me by Royksopp

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

To contiue the Chav theme

Here is what has been written about Reading on www.chavtowns.co.uk:

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=794

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=793

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=699

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=378

Fun for all the family this christmas

The version of Monopoly that came out for Reading was pretty pony wasn't it. I mean they have Park Lane as the Chattem St car park.

I say Chattem St car park, I mean bulding site.

I say building site, I mean soon to be more bloody flats and offices.

Anyhoo, this should be much more like it chavopoly

Monday, December 13, 2004

Agencies, how useless?

Agencies get right on my tits, when I am looking for work they are nowhere to be seen, when you have a job they will call you when you least expect it. Worse than that, one of them appears to have aquried my work e-mail address from sowhere (not from me) so they can get on my tits electroicaly.

This is the stupid bit. Bellow is an e-mail I recived in my personal email:

I am contacting you in regards to a Systems Support Role in the Berkshire area that I am currently resourcing.

We are seeking Systems Support consultants with good experience of building and supporting Windows 2003 and 2000 alongside file cluster builds. The ideal candidate will also have knowledge of commissioning and decommissioning with any experience of migrations being very advantageous.

Please contact me via the details below if you are interested in discussing this position further.

Kind Regard

Next, is an e-mail I recived in my work inbox:

I am contacting in regards to a candidate who is currently seeking a contract role within the Berkshire area and is seeking contract roles that will utilise his experience as a excellent Systems Support Consultant.

He is a highly skilled Systems Support Consultant with excellent experience of support and building Windows 2003/2000 aswell as file cluster builds within large user and server environments. This is also alongside his comissioning and decommissioning experience.

He is also very keen to utilise his recent experience of migrations and his strength in server admin.

If you are interested in this candidates qualifications and experience please feel free to contact via the details below.

Kind Regards

a few points on these e-mails:

- They are from the same person
- One is looking for a postion in berkshire to commsions and decommsion servers
- The other is a candidate looking for a job in berkshire commsioning and decommsioning servers

I can solve there problems, give postion you where advertising to me proffestionaly to the job you advertsied to me personally

Jesus

Also, where a) they got my work addres from and b) why they think I could give a monkeys about a "killed Systems Support Consultant" is beyond me.

I have had 2 jobs in the last 2 years and the agencis where about as much use as a chocolate fireguard, i.e. didnt help at all, they just made the whole thing a lot messyer.

Nice

Friday, December 10, 2004

Church of the subGenius

This should answer any "Bob" realted questions you may have . (As ususal the Wikipedia can be relided apon to provide answers where other fails)

Church of the SubGenius - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Or, if you would like the answers straig from the horses mouth check out http://www.subgenius.com/ the official site, but it will just make your brain hurt.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Possible answer to who Bob is

OK, a bit of inviestiagtion on the interweb has gleaned some results, although they may not be of much use.

right:

Long, long ago, during the Years of Trouble, when all the Northern Fathers still slept under the glaciers, there lived the being we now know as J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.

This man, Dobbs, was chosen by JHVH-I for the Primary Communionications from our alien benefactors, the Xists. As "Bob" moved through the stars, he changed the face of them. His ten billion Quasimodalities now vibrate in each of us, and have transformated him into the ETERNAL INCARNATION OF SLACK.

Well, that's cleard that one up then :-S

More information about er... this can be found in the book Three-Fisted Tales of "Bob" wich, luckly is avalible on the web .

This does, of course, get us no closed to finding out who is Readings proffit of Bob preaching the ways of Slack.

the search contiues...

More news on Bob...

A thebrownhaze.com roving reporter (Ed) has sighted some more scrawlings from the enigmatic "Bob"

These are aboinations on to Bob

Again, if anyone else has sigthed Bob's scrawlings please, take a picture and send it in, beffore it is cleaned off or painted over.