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Monday, November 29, 2004

Who is Bob and what does he want!!!

It has been a while since there has been any graffiti of note in this one horse town. I remember the spate of "Pompey FC" daubings in the mid 90's, but who cares about something so boring. Luckily Bob has come along and peaked my interest. Apparently this spay can profit likes to pass his teachings on via the medium of other peoples buildings, I have documented the ones I have seen bellow.

1. Bob giveth and he taketh away your slack

2. Jemash(?) know "god is slack"

3. Quit your jobs and join Bob, Slack off

4. fair is foul and foul is fair, MacBob, Act1 - The Witches of Slack

There have been others that have been removed of painted over.

So, who is Bob? Just how slack is he? Are there any that I have missed? If you have seen any please, please take a picture and send it in. Or perhaps you know who Bob is? Perhaps you know of his agenda? The Brown Haze needs your help to unravel this mystery!!

Edit: It has been pointed out ot me that I do not always quote my sources. To this ne I would like to thank Gemma for pointing out the grafiti in to me in the first place making this ammusing and interseting post possible.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Real doll for Real piedofiles

Apparenlty this doll can be put in any postion, once you see it you will fall in love.

makes my blood run cold

ORIGAMI ENTHUSIASTS Save money on expensive brown paper by simply folding Happy Shopper beefburgers. Also your final model can also be grilled, filling your house with the pleasing aroma of tramps' socks.
A. Morris, London

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Travel Tips

Bellow is a section of an e-mail I recived that gives security advice, the message is amed at Americans, can you tel...

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has a few tips to make your travel experience during the 2004-2005 winter season more enjoyable. The suggestions below will help expedite your screening process at the airport checkpoints.
Please read below or download the Holiday Travel Tips.

GUNS AND AMMUNITION
Firearms must be unloaded, placed in a locked hard-sided container and transported in checked baggage only. You must declare them to your airline. Firearm parts and ammunition are also prohibited from carry-on luggage. Ammunition must travel in the manufacturer's packaging or other packaging suitable for transport.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Test your internet speed

I dont know how reliable this is, but give it a go

test me

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Camping...

b3ta.com: "Camping?
Due to being a poor student etc etc, i work part time at the large ASDA superstore near me. I work on the 'seasonal' department - barbeques in the summer, christmas trees in the winter and so on.
Anyway, i was stacking away camping equipment onto some shelves with a female colleague when a rather irate looking gent walks in our direction. The said colleague proceeds to deal with the complaint made by said customer.
It turns out that he had wanted to buy a cheap tent to go camping in - he picked one off the shelf and paid for it, then straight from the shop went camping in North Wales (he had done some shopping for food too). Living in Portsmouth, this is obviously quite some way to travel without prior knowledge of your tent.

It turns out that this bloke had actually picked up a folding canvas CHAIR which had been put on the wrong space on the shelf, not even bothered to check the receipt due to his enthusiastic want of getting away, and gone all the way to North Wales with only a small camping chair to camp underneath!

I had to go round the corner to the next aisle due to a severe attack of laughter, the colleague followed me after dealing with the complaint and we couldn't stand up for laughing.

I'm just glad he didn't complain to me, would have laughed in his face!"

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Chav top trumps

Anyone who saw the program about the UK's youngest mothers last night ("I only got pregent because my sister was, and she was yonger then me") will I'm sure fancy a game of Chav Top Trumps!

US election

Has to be one of the best game shows on TV, its not about how will make the best us president, it is not even about who is the most popular, its about who can cheat the best.

This is the kind of thing a yank can expect when voting in florida

US voting simulator