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hotsaucebird.com
I have started work on the new hotsauce bird site www.hotsaucebird.com,
not much there yet, and I am still wating for the dns changes to go thought. but check it out anyway.
hotsaucebird.com
Anti Porn Man
Here is the webiste of anti porn man, or as I like to think of him represed homosexual, sudo nazi, religouse nutcase virgin.
see for you self
(if you have websites blocked, see for yourself here)
Hot Sauce Portraite
Hot Sauce Bird has had his portrait done by a sucsefull pop artis (well, me actualy). Who knows what adventers he could get up to now.
Site update
I have done another new banner for the website, if you like the old concorde one, you can find it here
concordebanner.jpg
Hot Sauce Bird and Mushrooms
Hot sauce bird has found some mushrooms growing on my desk.
Hot sauce bird regrets eating one, but he does like the pretty colours
Work
I dont often post about work, but hear you go, this is a pictre of the desk across from mine
Picture 0102.JPG
Suffice it to say, we all feel quite sick.
The david beckham of table football
Talk about a usless skill
foosball.mpeg video 1770kb not rude
Conkers
conker season may be over, but now you can play in on the ineterweb.
Conkers
Find the man
If you can find the man's head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people.
If you can find the man's head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally.
If you can find the man's head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting,you should eat more meat protein.
I got it straitgt away, guess I must be a geenious :)
Realy Disturbing
This would have made a good joke site, the fact I think it is acutlay real is just scary
Marry Your Pet
OXO Tower
Read the review dated 10/10/03. I didnt spot it at first *shame*. Very amusing
Review
Space 1999: games
Remeber space 1999, with its dodgy costumes and funny spaceships. Well some kind people have made some Games.
site update
Just a little one this time, I have re-enstated the links section on the right hand bar, just at the bottom.
have a look
Halo
I purchased Halo for the PC the other day. The game itslef looked OK, a touch dateded, but then it did come out on the X-Box a couple of years ago. The real problem with the game is that it was made by microsoft, so it has been tested with a range of popular grafix cards and if you dont have one of the ones it was tested on your screwed.
your better off buying an x-box to play it on. Its a hell of a lot cheaper then a new decent grafix card.
Suffice it to say, I got my money back.
Site Update
Further changes to the format of the site. I am starting to like this more now.
Do you like the cool roll over buttons? I only hope this does not look too much like a frontpage job (even though it is)
Bins
While looking at "break out area" funriture (and why not) I came across some amusing bins
what appears to be R2D2
This one I leave to your imagination, but I reckon it would look good in the Granby.
Kens Chilli Chutney
I got my package from Kens Chilli Chutney today.
Ordering
I orderd it on Wednesday 15th, so it takes about 6 days to arrive, if you use pay pal. Pay Pal was dead easy to use, and they take switch. So no excuses about not haveing a credit card. The whole process took about 7 mins.
Eating
It is very nice. So far I have eaten it with a bag of crisps, my fingers and when lunchtime comes round I think I will then eat it wth a plate of chips.
I have tired both the mild and the hot. Neither are too hot but do leave a pleasnt after burn. Nothing painfull.
So there you go, I like it alot. So much so I have given them a bit a free advertising (see right hand side of page).
Many Happy Returnes of the Day.
Today the Brown Haze turns 1 year old. Not long now and it will start thinking about girls, start shaving and then go to university and never speak to me again.
Hard to belive that I have been posting a load of old nonsense up here for a whole year. Harder still to belive there are now actualy some people that read the site.
So here is a big thank you to the small, loyal, slightly strange group of peole that reand the Brown Haze. If it wherent for you, I would proberbaly still do it , just not quite so much.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Brown Haze
Happy Birthday to you
p.s. please forgive that pikey birthday banner at the top of the page, I realy am very lazy.
Hot Sauce Aid
The brownhaze is proud to show its exclusive photos of Hot Sauce Bird reciving guests at the recent celebrity gala evening Hot Sauce Aid.
First to arrive is Steve Austin "the 6 million doller man"
Next is Shrek, the oger who became famous from the movie of the same name
Also, stars from yesteryear were out if force, incuding one of the moon dwelling mice, the clangers.
Hot Sauce Aid raised over £7.50 for underprivliged birds made from bottles and office equipment.
Just say No.
Here is the 1986 clasic hit
Just say no
By the kids of grange hill
Fleet Street.
I was just listening to desert island disks (yes I know). The bloke on it whoes name I missed described his 17 years on fleet steet thus: "you could feel the machines under your feet when you where working. Evreyone smoked, Evreyone wore hats, Evreyone put there feet on the desk. You had a 3 or 4 hour lunch and still managed to put out a resnoble paper in the mornning."
I want to go back in time and get a job on fleet street.
Hot Sauce Bird interview
Hot Sauce Bird has just done an interview and photo shoot with LookIn teen magazine.
It in he reveals that his favorate colour is brown, he likes to spend his spare time standing on a desk and confided he is not able to fly.
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"LookIn" good Hot Sauce Bird
Curve Ball
Game
Takes Pong! in to the 3rd dimention!!!
Curve Ball
Angle Grinder Man
The real life super hero who will release your vehicle from the clutches of the evil Wheel Clamp.
Angle-Grinder Man
Site Update
OK, working on a new format, and before you say it, I dont realy like this one either. But it may be a start and I did the whole thing with my own fair hand (well fair frontpage anyway) rather then using one of the standard forms that comes with blogger.
To be on the safe side I but the old format for the page up here, for posterity if nothing else.
oldformat.html
Peal and Dean
My site has been accused of being to random. Just to prove a realy dont care about that, here is the Peal and Dean music you get when you go to the cinima.
ba ba, ba ba, ba, ba ba, dah dah dah dah dah
Intersestingly The Pearl and Dean Theme is called 'Asteroid' and was written by Pete Moore. You'll find it on a various artists Album/CD called 'Nice 'n' Easy'
Crank Call
Here is an MP3 of a crank call somone made by using the sound track of Kindergaren Cop. Quite amusing
gatorlodge.mp3 655Kb
Remeber kids
hot sauce bird says "say no to drugs"
Chutney
Now they have sorted out there online purchasing via pay pall I have now orders myself some of Kens Chilli Chutney. And it had better be good :0 )
I will let you know what I think when I get it.
Gym-not-stiks
Muppets of the Worlkd of gymnastics
All movies, none rude
Bronze 480Kb
Silver 840Kb
gold 642Kb
Rod Hull Jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"?
Rod Hull's television.
What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab on to that fucking gutter!"
What was the last thing to go through Rod Hull's mind as he fell?
His conservatory.
What does Rod Hull and Emu have in common?
Neither of them can fly.
Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral?
The reception was awful!
Saint Peter to Rod Hull:
"Just think, if you had cable you wouldn't be here right now!"
What does Rod Hull & River Phoenix have in common?
They both had a fatal night on the tiles.
What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Fly! You fucker, fly!"
What was Rod Hull's favorite musical?
Fiddler On The Roof.
What does Rod Hull do his washing with?
Aerial and bounce.
What's the connection between Rod Hull and Freddie Mercury?
They both died after fucking around with a TV!
Was Rod death really an acident?
Where were Big Bird and Frank Oz at the time?
What have Rod Hull and the European Commission got in common?
Neither have a hand in EMU anymore.
Why doesn't Emu need Viagra?
Because now his Rod is permanently stiff.
What's the difference between Rod Hull's roof and Vanessa Feltz?
One's very large, covered in slippery green slime and is difficult to get on top of; and the other's Rod Hull's roof.
Play the royal famly tree game
see how many pairs you can find
famly tree
long posts
I have stuck some new stuff in the log posts. Check it out.
Vicars and Tarts
With less taste.
True Story
Fanny Batter
Origonal soultion to an odd problem
well, it kind of worked.
Bear stuck in tree, movie, not rude, 1.75Mb
bouncing_bear[1].mpeg
Gutted
funny movie, not rude, 178Kb
BLP23883.wmv
Cat, if you ever read this site, you will like this one.
Friday Recommendation
Fancy a punt, well, this week check out the:
Reading Stadium Six Pack
This is a deal where 6 or more of you pay a tenner each and get:
enterace to the dogs and a race card
and a book of vouchers that get you:
- 2 free beers
- anyting and chips from the snack stall
- 1 free one pound tote.
- free admisions next time you go
Further stuff for the boys
The Hollyoaks Calender
Hollyoaks2004.ppt
you can blame the people in my office for all of this girlie related stuff, nothing to do with me.
James Brown Trbute to Parkinsons
I havent heard the sound yet, but it suposed to be funny
here
A cow with 6 legs
A bit gross actualy
Man mugs C list TV celeb for bag of dogshit
you dont belive me, read this
Most Amusing
I had a good chuckle at this
One for the boys
And the girls I guess, if you happen to be a clam jouster.
Hear is the Kylie calender, in a handy 1.68Mb download.
kylie.zip
Hot Sauce Bird
Trust me, he is going to be top of the kids wish list this year, with his frog staff and diploma.
Joey Deacon: update
Firstly, Mr Pittman has now had his entry for the Great Deacon comp on the spleen website accepted, well done, that makes 3 of you.
Secondly, We, in the office I work in, have decided to add our selves to the list of modern deaconists, see bellow.
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Dont we look smart.
Banger
I know I have posted this before, but I think its worth a re-post.
Siamese Banger racing
You get a metro, strap it to the roof of a sieara. The guy in the top gar does the steering, the bloke in the bottom car does the pedles and gears
Pill, contiued
Hear are some more gems from the post bellow:
It amazes me that people - male or female - are so willing to stuff themselves full of drugs and hormones when there are natural ways of achieving the same ends which are just as effective and completely free of cost or health risk. I guess this is just one more way for the drug companies to exploit them! So - no I wouldn't use it. I've just got too much sense and too much respect for my body (and my wife's).
David, UK
After the finding of the new contraceptive, now the next important step should be to pass a law that every unmarried man and school boy should have this treatment regularly before they can make another girl a single mom. I am sure this would be the solution to one of the greatest poblem (abortion) in human society!
Agha Ata, USA
Pill
This is in the good ol beeb talking point about the new mail contrispetive injection
When men start having the babies, maybe they'll take the responsibility for contraception, but until then, I can't see it happening. Women have the incentive of an unwanted pregnancy to make them careful about remembering to use precautions; men don't - it's as simple as that.
Linda, UK
Truly Scary
Here is the website of, wait for it....
Stuart Winter
We have both stayed on fitzroy island of queensland
We have both been to ayres rock
We both have a website (no shit)
We have both been interested in Arcon computers in the past
He likes knghtrider, so do I, but I wouldnt go to a convention.
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