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since 18/9/2003

Friday, August 29, 2003

joke

I have made a joke up :)

What is the difference between a Pizza Hut pizza and a low class prostitute?

Once is a stuffed crust meat feast, the other is a meat stuffed crust feast.

Friday, August 22, 2003

Site Update

Yet another new page on the brown haze. This time its a page just for funny or interesting pictures its..

drum roll

The Picture Post

Thursday, August 21, 2003

3v3n mor3 B3TA typ3 stuff

Limpfish, very ver good.

Mor3 B3TA stuff

This is an archive of pics from the board, that I can get to at work, woohoo

b3ta w3bring

waste lots and lots of time, I know I am :)

not foodle

Yank Names

This has got to be one of the most silly names I have seen for a yank

Berkshire Hathaway

read the story with his name in here.

archive

I have finaly got the archive on thebrownhaze to work, so I can stop having, what was quickly becoming the worlds longest webist.

yippee.

Up the arese corner

from the bbc news caption comp

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Eat your greens

And you can grow up big and deformed like this guy

who to kill

Decide who you would like to kill

check it out www.whotokill.com

have a look at the stats page, facinating stuff.

biff-idol

This is the Arab pop idol

phwor

Friday, August 15, 2003

Black Out

How cool is this. The (rarley) used chatroom on my webisite is down because of the power cut in America.

as in this e-mail:

I believe it is because of the major power blackout that hit Northeast USA. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it is out of my control. Please check http://infinitechat.com/forum News and Announcements section for updates.

Thank you for your patience.

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Stem cell reserch

talk about missing the point

The fact that people see nothing wrong with taking a human life to improve the life of another is deeply sad and deeply worrying. If human life has no value then there is nothing to stop us experimenting on the handicapped, the unemployed or the elderly - as long as someone else benefits. I am ashamed to be British.
Peter Farrington, England

Yank Names

This has got to be one of the most silly names I have seen for a yank

Berkshire Hathaway

read the story with his name in here.

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Apparel

Rekon I must be getting geeker. I have just seen the Red Vs Blue tee shirts, and I want this one

Red Vs Blue

Get Episode 15 here.

Friday, August 08, 2003

"Quote"

"Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."- Carl Zwanzig

I guess I must be a geek

Coz I want all the stuff on this site

Megga Odd

Check out this odd, but quite fun little game

http://www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf

Want Want Want

Its not cordless, its not multimeida but who cares its damn cool!!!

Auravision EluminX Illuminated Keyboard

Fan Films

For thoses of you that have not seen fan films (when I say those of you I dont know who I think I am talking to, not like anyone reads my site) a fan film is, suprisingly, films made by fans of movies. From what I have seen most are done in the style of Star Wars.

With the special effects that one can create on there home PC's these days alot of this can look very good (light sabers, blasters, CGI space ships). Unfortunatly this does not mean that the actors in these movies will have the first idea of how to act, or the director how to direct and dont get me started script writer.

Some times it can require a real effort just to wach these balding, fat americans play at starwars delivering lines in a way vaguley reminicent of Steven Hawkings.

Now dont get me wrong, some of these are actualy exelent such as

Bat Man: Dead End

I think it may be techinacly incorrect to call this fan film becuase a) it is far to profesinonal and b) it cost $30, not a lot by todays standards but I dont think most fanboys have that sort of capital.

Any who, definatly check this one out, one of the best portails of bat man I have seen, ever.

Download Here
(you may have to right click and save target as)

Some, while still quite good, dont have the same polish. Such as:

Boba Fett: Bounty Trail

This film has some good special effects, good CGI, even good costumes but it does have the feel of an A level film project done by somone who has too much money. Worth a look anyway, the scenes are well linked with comic book frames, saving of effecrts while still looking semi profeional.

Download Here
(you may have to right click and save target as)

And then there are the ones that shuould come with a govenrment helth warning:

Danger viewing this movie may case servier cringing

such as:

Matrix Jedi

Oh My God!!

This brings back memroys of watching Dr Who from behind the sofa, I had to peek at the screen through gaps in my fingers. I wont write any more coz that would just be crule you will have to check it out for your self.

Download it here (if you dare)
(you may have to right click and save target as)

Thursday, August 07, 2003

Red Vs Blue

Red Vs Blue is a series of catoon shorts using the very economical and suprisingly effective medium of the computergame, to be precise, Halo off of the X Box.

The story is about 3 blue soldures and 5 red ones stationed in "the most stratigicaly importand box canyon in the universe". To pass the time of there pointles mission they bitch, compalin and take this piss out of eachother.

Very funny script and suprisingly well directed check it out.

here is the download page

Bickiepegs

They dont sound too nice from this review, but I would give them a go for a giggle.

For more biccie, tea and sitting down check out the exelent nice cup of tea and a it down.com

Tom Noble

Looks like my mate Tom has finaly released his album, to good reviews from what I have seen so, well done Tom.

But, couldnt you think of a decent title, I dont know, some people....

Some like it hot

I chap I used to work with has jumped ship on the IT indstry like so many others and made the logical step in to the Chutney busniess.

I havent tried this stuff myself yet but it is supposed to be exelent.

Check it out Kens Chilli Chutney

Wednesday, August 06, 2003

SWEARING TIP:

By reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."

The cup holder has broken off

If you have worked in IT support you will have seen lots of this stuff beffore, quite funny, although I do suspect some of it is fake.

Stupid Computer Tricks!

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

The names Spod, Wealthy Spod

I wickid bond style gadget that no geek should be without.

hand held

got money burning a hole in your pocket, why not get a GP32

Monday, August 04, 2003

Summer in the City

And the back of my neck is dirty and gritty (and burned and swetty)

looks like it set to last for a while too, (if you live in Berkshire at any rate) check it out.

WOMAD

Thats womad over and done with for another year, and we all managed to survie with out getting trench foot, quite impressive.

I think a special commendation should go to myself and Steve for being the only people hard core enough to stick it for the full 4 nights. lets have a big hand.

The photos are now up in the gallery, check them out.

Friday, August 01, 2003

motorbikes make you gay

This will work even if you have restricted internet access

All your starwars kid are bellong to us

another internet fad, very funny tho.

starwars kid

Peekabooty

If you dont know of this already then do a google search on it. It is a peer 2 peer system a little like gnutella or napster but for web pages, it will create a "distributed server
cloud that processes the requests and trans-serves content back to the requesting client" pretty cool. What this means is that people in China, parts of the arab world and anywhere else that has state sponserd censorship of the internet will be able to access information that is currenlty out of bounds for them. I dare say it will even work from companys that restrict internet access ;).

Here is a prety cool quote from from an FAQ from the CULT OF THE DEAD COW (the hacking orgonisation resposible for it)

"We know for a fact
that the Chinese government - actually, the geriatric and nepotistic martinets who butcher
their own citizens is a more accurate description - are waiting for Peekabooty to come out so
they can throw all of their evil Commie resources against it. But we have three things
going for us: 1) We have a morally superior position; 2) Peekabooty will be released open
source and will mutate beyond recognition; and, most importantly 3) The International Hacker
Community is on our side. "

The Internet sees censorship as error and routes around it, kind of sends a shiver down your spine dont it.