the brownhaze: the dsutbin of the internet

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since 18/9/2003

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

My (crap) digital camera took a bit of a tumble last night, so there will be no further picture updates until a) I buy a new one or b) get my scanner working.

Try not to be too disapointed.

I must have for all owners of Nokia phones who travle a lot. Its an adapter to charge your phone from a 9 volt battery.

Monday, October 28, 2002

Quite an amusing little diving (not driving) game.
Orisinal.com - The Bottom Of The Sea

like tony hawks only not nearly as good.
SIKIDS | ROOFTOP SKATER

This is a quality take on the original electronic game Simon. If you do play in in an open plan office, I recomend headphones.
:: diyjoe.com :: SimonSwears ::

Friday, October 25, 2002

Dont blame me, I wasnt even there.

Brown haze threatens India

Grrr... apended

If I am a pedestrian or in a car then people on bikes get right on my tit's. Never look where they are going, almost run you over etc..

Grrr...

People who walk down the street looking at there feet. What is up with that. I am going to have to get a cow catcher for my bike, just run the buggers over. And what reay gets on my tits is the way they look at you all supprised when you have stopped yoru bike in front of them becuase you cant get passed.

Next one I see I am running over.

Thursday, October 24, 2002

It seems like only the other day we where all so impressed playing snake on your 6110's. Now you can get Doom on the nokia 7650.

to quote a a wise man "oh dear"

!!HOT HOT HOT!!!

You can now get The Brown Haze on your WAP mobile phone. I wouldnt expect too much, but there will be some 2 colour (yes count them two black *and* white) pictures.

bosh this in to your wap browser

tagtag.com/thebrownhaze

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Lets see if you can guess who works in a mess like this?

anyone for a sausage?

"Quote"

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular Mechanics, 1949

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.
Editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

There is no reason why anyone would want a computer in their home
Ken Olson, President, Chairman, and founder of DEC, 1977

Weird World

Just in case you where wondering, this is the patron saint of the Internet.

Only slightly less bizzare is this chap who is the patron saint of childhood intestinal desease.

go figure

Hmmm

If the government can keep a fleet of ww2 fire engines on permiant alert then I am sure they could get a fleet of ww2 bin vans for next time they go on strike.

Perhaps they have a few ww2 tube trains to use as well.

Looks like they are finaly going to knock down the Chattem St carpark, and not a day to soon if you ask me. Click here for more details.

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

I have stuck a few more pictures up on the piccies site. Enjoy.

Werid World

Just came across this linke. Makes for some amusing reading. Makes old sadam seem like such a decent bloke ;)

Sadam Biography of

site update
I have finaly decided on a template for this blog. now I can start adding links and stuff. corr!

Monday, October 21, 2002

I have decided to put some piccies on the web, shame they are all a bit on the small\dark side

show me the piccies!!

Note
In the off chance that anyone reading this site does not know me, my spelling is or-full. I know this and have come to terms with it. More to the point I cant be botherd to put all of this in to Word to get it spell checked first.

Dixlexia rools K.O.

ok lets get things started with some funny stuff:

1) Things I have argued about with my girlfriend is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.

2) The exclent prank pulled at Heathrow and Gatwick getting the announcers to say names that sounds rude and funny

3) My other website (wich is not a porshe)

4) Finaly, a list of funny names, cant say fairer then that:

Adam Baum
Al Dente
Al Fresco
Alf A. Romeo
April May (a real person I knew in high school)
Anita Bath
Anita Lay
Anne Teak
Aretha Holly
Art Major
Barb Dwyer
Beau Archer
Ben Marcata (a musical term)
Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)
Bob Apple
Bob Katz
Bud Light
Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)
Buster Cherry
Candy Barr
Candy Kane
Casey Macy
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Constance Noring
Count Dunn, Count Orff
Craven Moorehead
Dan D. Lyons
Dick Bush (real person)
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dick Head
Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)
Dick Rasch (real person)
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married Doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)
Dusty Rhodes
Earl E. Bird
Eaton Wright and Liv Good
Faith Christian
Ford Parker
Gail Storm
Geoff L. Tavish (gifelte fish)
Gil Fish
Harry Armand Bach
Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)
Harry Johnson
Harry P. Ness
Harry Peters
Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)
Hazle Nutt
Hy Ball
I.P. Freely
Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)
Ivan Oder
Jack Hammer
Jay Walker
Jean Poole
Jo King
Justin Case, Justin Hale, Justin Time
Kandi Apple
Kerry Oki
King Queene
Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)
Lance Boyle
Les Moore
Lou Pole
Luke Warm
Marlon Fisher
Marsha Mellow
Marty Graw
Mary Christmas
Max Little
Max Power
May Furst
Mel Loewe
Mia Hamm (a real person)
Mike Hunt
Mike Raffone
Mike Rotch
Mike Stand (a real person)
Mike Sweeny (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player
Minny van Gogh
Misty Waters (a real person)
Mo Lestor
Mona Lott
Mr. Bates
Neil Down
Olive Yew
Ophelia Payne
P. Ness
Paige Turner
Park A. Studebaker
Pat Downe (a real person)
Pat McCann
Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White
Penny Lane
Penny Wise
Pete Moss
Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson
Phil Rupp
Pierce Deere
Price Wright (another real person)
R. M. Pitt
R. Sitch
Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)
Rick O'Shea
Rick Shaw
Rip Torn
Russell Leeves
Rusty Carr, Rusty Irons, Rusty Steele
Seymour Butz
Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)
Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)
Skip Dover, Ben Dover, Eileen Dover
Sonny Day
Sue Yu
Tarre Beach *
Tom Katt
Tom Morrow
Warren Peace
Warren T.
Will Wynn